Bezos’ Randy Rocket

For the record, I noticed the phallic nature of Bezos’ rocket and Bezos himself a long time ago. And yes, Rand Paul is a huge conspiratorial dick.

Yesterday, Jeff Bezos inspired the world. If one phallic-looking human being can put a phallic-looking rocket into space for three minutes, imagine what non-phallic-looking humans can do. And if any aliens were on their way to our planet while that rocket was…entering…space, they probably turned around. Sometimes I feel like I’m a day ahead of […]

Bezos’ Randy Rocket